Friends, there is a war—indeed a food fight of major proportions—taking place at our collective American table. The proponents of protein hurl vicious insults at our friends, the carbohydrates, while the forces of fat sit by, saturated and satisfied. This war pits friend against friend, mother against daughter, and Shipley’s doughnuts against everyone. I come to you today as a diplomat for diet, a statesman for sustenance. This war must stop.
