The men leading Tennessee football include top recruiter Ed Orgeron (the cowboy), head coach Lane Kiffin (the cop) and defensive coordinator Monte "Daddy" Kiffin (the biker). Credit: Losers With Socks

It’s crime time at Ole Miss and USM. … The legend of Ed “Nature Boy” Orgeron grows. … Belhaven announces its football schedule.

College football: Ole Miss signee Jamar Hornsby might be in big trouble. His arrest for a brass-knuckles beatdown in Starkville may have violated his probation in Florida. Brass knuckles? Did he leave his blackjack at home?

College football: Ole Miss player Andre Sterling is charged with DUI. He’s been suspended after allegedly driving the wrong way down a one-way street. How many one-way streets does Oxford have, anyway?

College football: Southern Miss running back/gun slinger Damion Fletcher is banned from spring practice. That’s some “punishment.”

College football: Belhaven announces its 2009 schedule. Dear coach Joseph Thrasher, please ditch those all-mustard uniforms.

College football: The legend of shirtless Ed “Nature Boy” Orgeron just keeps growing. We all remember how well that stunt worked at Ole Miss.